Funniest Phone Call You Ever Heard/Seen!

[ChubbyCheek]

Ever wanted to get back at telemarketers for calling your house and disturbing your peace?! Well this guy got back at one telemarketer in the best way...this is hilarious...take a listen :-D



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8

[moonraven]

:-D:-D, just shows you how some people are so pissed with telemarketing calls...sweet revenge :-@:-@
thanks for sharing:D

[darkcupid]

Moon here is my version of the joke you post about tech support :D

This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills! If you skip any, you have to read the last one! Unbelievable, but supposedly all true!!!!
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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...

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Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....


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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...


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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.


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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...


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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?

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Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.


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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?


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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."


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And last but not least...

Tech support: "Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!

[ChubbyCheek]

Oh my gosh...I hope these are not real conversations!? Too funny! :> :>

[moonraven]

cc, would you be surprised if these calls were real? there a lot of calls just like these*)

[lakaybully]

:-Dhahahahahha!:-@ that's freaking hilarious CC! can't stop laughing at it! i might try doing that hahhaha! :-D

[japongs_17]

sobrang funny naman... hahahaha narinig niyo na ba yung agent na umiyak? sobrang funny.... sa pldt ata yun... true siya hehehe

[stormy]

^^ yup. i heard that. the customer was pushing her talaga to the limit, and then nag mura ba yung agent? o pareho pa nga ata sila nag mura.. hahahah


funny din to.. tom mabe.. its like he spent his days waiting for the occasion to mess with the telemarketers.. hahah

[myhoney]

nakalimutan nun agent na i-mute kay narinig ng customer na nagmura sya... lol

[fungie]

:-@:-@:-@

[heaven]

some of these conversation are true...

i have a friend tech support sya sa x-box which is an account din in our company... parang nacocomplain yung customer kasi yung bagong bili nya daw na console is not working... so my friend asked the customer if the power light is on. sabi ng customer "no" my friend advised customer to press the power button.. sabi customer wala parin daw na ilaw yung power light... ask ng friend ko if the console was plugged... the customer just hung up.. LOL... napahiya siguro.

[ChubbyCheek]

:giggle: I wonder how silly a customer feels when they call and find out how "minor" their problem really was.
I would laugh at myself if it happened to me. :-D

[<)))<]

yahh...how about mr "BREKKER" have youe heard that????

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[stormcrow]

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